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(Warning: Obscure naughtiness forward. Additionally googly eyes.)

 

Sue M. had her Instagram account disabled for posting this cake:

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Why?
Properly, in line with Instagram:

“We disable accounts that put up content material that’s sexually suggestive or comprises nudity.”

Translation? They thought her cake was boobs.

 

Now, I may perhaps perceive if Sue’s cake seemed like this:

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Or this:

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And even this:

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And I would undoubtedly perceive if her cake seemed like this:

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Which, as you may see from John’s oh-so-helpful censoring job*, completely appears like a bug-eyed Oompa Loompa on the seashore.

(Why sure, I DID solely embrace this one to share that visible. YOU’RE WELCOME.)

 

In fact we right here at Cake Wrecks aren’t any strangers to being banned from social networks for posting “suggestive” muffins, so enable me to supply the next recommendation:

Something vaguely nipplish or boobish will get you banned as a result of AMERICA, and we do not want that sort of obscene obscenity on our interwebz, so simply steer clear.

….until after all it is man boobs.

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These are cool.

 

SO BRING ON THE MAN BEWBS!

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Or, you realize, do not.

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Critically, you may cease now.

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AAAAAAND WE’RE DONE.

 

Due to Jenn A., Ambular B., Sarah M., Krista M., Jessica L., Ashley B., Lisa C., & Jen S., who will not be comfortable to see us, and after that, who may blame her?

*Word from john: I am simply glad I used to be capable of prevent all from seeing obscene obscenity. You are welcome.

*****

P.S. Whereas we’re speaking bewbs, this is a shout-out to my favourite wire-free bra:

Warner’s Straightforward Does It Seamless Wi-fi Bra

 I really like the under-arm smoothing panel – no dig or pinch! – and like most Warners, these are extremely comfy. These are all I put on now! I watch the itemizing and purchase any colour that goes underneath $20, and proper now there are 7 colours on sale for $17.99. Go see!

 Oh, and you should definitely examine the picture gallery for a greater thought of how these look on bigger tracts of land.

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